November 2009
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Abed Is Human
allthingsabed:
So I get these notices for auditions and here’s one that’s kinda strange a lot of times it’ll ask for good actors or funny people sometimes you know weird things that they want from people that like maybe 100 people will say they are when they’re not.
But this is weird this one…
Looking for a Human that knows love - People to talk frankly, poetically and truthfully about love....
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Cougar Town
thedatingjungle:
Apparently in Hollyweird, I’m considered what they call, old. Yeah, yeah. I know what you’re thinking. She’s not old!? And you’re right, I’m not. But 27 in Hollywood years is probably somewhere around 37. So yeah, I’m old. And every guy I’ve met here so far hasn’t been a day over 25. My roommie and I met these cute guys the other night, and when we asked how old they were,...
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Call me Desparate but...
kindafabulous:
I met a guy tonight (or two) at this gay businessman mixer, and he gave me his business card, and we chatted, etc. He was tall, some kind of commercial real estate-lawyer-type-dude, and very nice, and sexy; and I didn’t think much of our interaction until the end, where he handed me his business card and said: “Well, it was so good meeting you, maybe we can talk soon, or maybe we...
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Gross-ery
realrealsoft:
the scene is this: i am buying peppermint patties at ralphs at 12:30 in the morning yesterday. three people are behind me and i am fourth from the cash at the only open checkout. two girls in chic, fitted coats are ahead of me, shivering and mussing up their dark hair and shaking it out again. we are all waiting because a man with a pockmarked face is being insolent with the...
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My first date rules
delbertshoopman:
Drive Separate
No Food
No Movies
No Booze
No Kissing
*If you can get to the 2nd date after these rules. Then you might have someone special on your hands.
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BBC News: New Warning on "Perfect Vaginas"
dispencer:
Thank you British press.
There’s a healthcare reform joke in there somewhere, but I’m afraid to make it.
Guess I’m just a pussy.
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Trabajo
tesslynch:
There is a war going on at the Home Depot on Sunset and St. Andrews. Here is the information I have:
1. Three to four years ago, you would go to the Home Depot and turn into the parking lot. There would be 20 guys, gathered in groups of 2 or 3 scattered throughout the lot, who would offer to work for cheap. The work they were willing to do ranged from fix your car, to plant your sod...
Silver Lake Tattoo Artist Attempts 900 Tattoos in... →
lepanopticon:
“We really need the hours in the middle of the night to be filled. So, calling all bartenders and restaurant workers who get off at 2 a.m.: Go directly to Broken Art (with every drunk patron you can bring) and get your $20 record-breaking tattoo,” Swan said on his website.
Because Swan is working on a tight time frame, he’s only offering four designs: a bat; a heart with wings;...
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