The job hunt can be more than frustrating at times. Don’t take your anger out on those around you with a semi-automatic weapon; get creative like Kensey Pete:
Subject: ACCESSORIES COMPANY IS SEEKING A TALENTED BELT DESIGNER (West LA)
Date: November 11, 2009 4:01:59 AM PST
To: job-mk382-146045052@craigslist.org
Hi
I can do this job. Attached is what I am currently working on, the
claspy middle part will probably have a Sapphire or something. As you
can see I’m far above mid level. The work really speaks for itself.
Is it speaking your language? I thought so. I’m glad you speak belt.
There are two parts of your ad I can not do.
1. I can not forecast belt trends… because I make belt trends.
Trying to forecast ‘what is next’ for me is called thinking.
2. regarding “wearing many hats” I am NOT a hat designer. I design
belts, that’s what I do. I can design head belts if need be and can
design many head belts if need be, but I do not wear nor design hats.
Where I see belts going, meaning where I’m taking belts, is actually
both backward and forward. I want to return to the time of ‘belt as
function’, a time where wearing a belt meant something. It meant your
pants weren’t going to fall down. I want to get this back YET I want a
belt so striking it retain the allusion to taking off your pants. I
want to ballance funtion and sex appeal. How can something that’s
meant to hold up your pants make you think about dropping your pants?
Hire me and I’ll show you.
Sincerely,
Kensey Pete
kenseypete.com
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