Cougar Town

thedatingjungle:

Apparently in Hollyweird, I’m considered what they call, old. Yeah, yeah. I know what you’re thinking. She’s not old!? And you’re right, I’m not. But 27 in Hollywood years is probably somewhere around 37. So yeah, I’m old. And every guy I’ve met here so far hasn’t been a day over 25. 

My roommie and I met these cute guys the other night, and when we asked how old they were, they said 21. And then when we googled them, we found out that they were actually um, 18!

I better find me an old man soon, or else I’m going to end up like Stifler’s mom!

2 years ago